Now I don't know much about art, but I do know about money. I know how to make money from art, art from money. So when I spied Dick Whyte's 'Stolen Land' project at some Concerned Citizens art sale I knew what I had. I had a deal! I paid $50 for a plot of prime land.But what about the legal issues? Well, I'll deal with them down the line. I can probably make up something to do with art, some sort of meta-concept art wank about crims and art and the Oz Wilde quote:
Crime belongs exclusively to the lower
orders. I don't blame them in the smallest degree. I should fancy that
crime was to them what art
is to us, simply a method of procuring extraordinary sensations.